The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time
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Dive into the drama of the 'Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time' on GoatWars and you'll find the culinary equivalent of a sports rivalry. Why the fierce debates? Because your favorite side dish says more about you than your zodiac sign! We're talking heated arguments over whether the crust on Grandma’s stuffing can beat the silky whip of Aunt Sue's mashed potatoes. It's a battleground where the fluffiness of a roll isn't just preference—it's heritage! And don’t get me started on the cultural showdowns—like, does green bean casserole really represent the Midwest? Legends are made here; loyalties are tested. All over some veggies and starch? Absolutely. And you know what? It’s deliciously ridiculous and absurdly serious all at once.
1. MASHED POTATOES
Mashed Potatoes is currently the #1 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 86.7% head-to-head battles.
2. GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE
Green Bean Casserole is currently the #2 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 78.6% head-to-head battles.
3. STUFFING / DRESSING
Stuffing / Dressing is currently the #3 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 52.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. GLAZED CARROTS
Glazed Carrots is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 51.9% head-to-head battles.
T4. SCALLOPED POTATOES
Scalloped Potatoes is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 51.9% head-to-head battles.
6. DINNER ROLLS OR BISCUITS
Dinner Rolls or Biscuits is currently the #6 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 48.3% head-to-head battles.
7. MACARONI AND CHEESE
Macaroni and Cheese is currently the #7 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 42.9% head-to-head battles.
8. SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE
Sweet Potato Casserole is currently the #8 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 14.3% head-to-head battles.
9. CRANBERRY SAUCE
Cranberry Sauce is currently the #9 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
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