Pinocchio

Forget about the wooden puppet—Pinocchio is a legend in the making! With all the drama of a soap opera and the nose of a toddler caught in a lie, he’s like that friend who swears he was 'this close' to being the greatest but always ends up belly flopping. Seriously, who else can sell you on the idea of lying with such charm? Let’s not even talk about the whale encounter. You can’t deny the cultural impact this little guy has—he’s practically the poster child for trust issues! How do you not love a character who’s had a million reboots, from the original animated classic to the weirdly dark live-action that keeps popping up? It’s a wild ride with Pinocchio, and diving into the debate? Oh, you better believe that after seeing him strut his stuff, you’ll have a side!