KFC

Ever tried to eat KFC chicken gracefully? Impossible. It's like a savagely delicious conspiracy against your dignity—grease everywhere, and don't even get me started on the indestructible crumbs. But, my friend, that’s exactly why it reigns supreme in the 'Greatest Fast Food of All Time'. Those secret herbs and spices? A culinary enigma wrapped in a crispy, golden mystery that has infiltrated every family gathering and office party. KFC doesn’t just feed you; it slaps a bucket in your hands and dares you to resist licking your fingers in public.