John Elway

You ever watch John Elway play and think, 'Man, this guy must've thrown footballs instead of using baby rattles'? In the 'Greatest Quarterbacks of All Time' league, Elway's like that one friend who insists on grilling in a blizzard—doesn't matter the conditions, he's your guy. Fans wear No. 7 jerseys like it's a cult uniform and debate his 'helicopter dive' in Super Bowl XXXII like it's the moon landing. Picking anyone else just feels like betrayal sprinkled with a side of guilt.