Asteroids

Asteroids on GoatWars? Let's talk about the game where your biggest enemy is a rock—and your own fragile psyche! There you are, stranded in the void, spinning and shooting like a caffeinated ballerina. It's the simplicity, man, that hypnotic loop of blast, dodge, repeat, that hooks you. Ever tried explaining this to someone who doesn't get it? It’s like convincing a cat to take a bath. But here we are, decades later, still debating its place in the pantheon of arcade legends. Asteroids doesn’t just play; it invades your brain!

Asteroids's Rankings

Classic Arcade Games

Rank: #8 (see rankings)

Win Rate: 24.2%

Streak: ❄️ 3-match losing streak

Best matchups (highest win rate)

Asteroids vs Defender - Wins 57.1% of battles
Asteroids vs Street Fighter II - Wins 42.9% of battles
Asteroids vs Mortal Kombat - Wins 42.9% of battles

Worst matchups (lowest win rate)

Asteroids vs Galaga - Loses 100.0% of battles
Asteroids vs Donkey Kong - Loses 87.5% of battles
Asteroids vs Pac-Man - Loses 85.7% of battles