1883

If you think '1883' isn't the pinnacle of Taylor Sheridan's TV mastery, then you must enjoy watching paint dry more than a gripping origin saga. Honestly, every episode feels like Sheridan sat us down, gave us a history book mixed with a shot of whiskey, and said, 'Watch this.' Fans? Oh, we're busy explaining to everyone why the dust in the show isn't just regular dust—it's symbolic, gritty storytelling dust! Choosing another show over this in GoatWars? Good luck defending that at your next trivia night.